The Twins Tell the Truth

I chose to write an essay on Why to vote Republican

Here it is:

Vote Republican
Out of the two main political parties they’re are many reasons people should vote Republican, not Democrat. My parents are Republican, and have taught me about Republicans and Democrats--Politics in General. Although they believe strongly in the matter (Well, my dad does.) they did not make me be a Republican, I decided to be one, I thought it was correct. I also have watched the news about polictics (usually Fox News), and read books, such as The O’Reilly Factor by Bill O’Reilly who is a reporter of Fox, so I known a lot about it. I feel that the Republicans are more reasonable and right. On the other hand SOME democrats are not.
Lets all imagine that Republican Geogre W. Bush did not win the election for president L, lets pretend Al Gore, a democrat, won. As Bill Clinton, another democrat, did, he would do basically nothing, except telling people to re-elect him and spending all the money. And what would happen if the terriost attacked like September 11, 2001? Nothing…except the terroist would STILL keep on attack, and Al Gore would STILL do nothing. Do you really want someone like that as president? Frankly, I REALLY don’t.
A big issue with Republicans and Democrats is the environment. Concerning all the cute, diminutive animals and gigantic trees. Democrats are very concerned about all the factories, you know, pollution and cutting down trees, Well, without all the factories, how are we supposed to use cars? Horses? I’d like to see all you democrats on those horses. Oh…there’s one little problem….STUDIES SHOW THERE WOULD BE MORE POLLUTION BECAUSE OF ALL THE HORSES! Gosh.
Moving on to taxes, UGH! I hate taxes, I repeat I HATE TAXES! Besides giving away all your money, the worst thing thing about taxes is some people think rich people should have taxes on more things. I ask you, what ever happened to, ’For the People’ not…for the rich people. Get it? Got it? Good. Another thing that really bugs me is sales tax. Even me, a child, has to pay taxes. (What has happened to this world? Even special me has to pay taxes? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!) When you go to the store you have to pay extra money--Tax. Grrrrr! Take money from my parents--but not from me--that’s just plain WRONG! Now, what does this have to do with being a Republican? The Republicans want to lower the taxes. (Good.) Are you with me? Or is this confusing you? Another tax (Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!) is estate tax. When you die, half of that money goes to the government. And the rest goes to your friends/ sister/ brother/ mom/ dad/ aunt/ uncle/ daughter/ son/ husband/ wife/ grandma/ grandpa/ complete stranger/ and so on and so forth. Then when that person dies half the money (again) goes to the government. IT’S THE SAME MONEY! THAT’S RIDICULOUS! Oh…and was the democrats doing with all money? According to Bill O’Reilly, 3 years ago Democrats were spending 4,000,000 (yes, 4 million, 6 zeros) dollars on teaching people how to clip their toenails. (Really! No Lie! Look on pg. 150 from The O‘Reilly Factor.)
California is going through HUGE money problem, thanks to Democrat Gray Davis. He spent all California’s money. IT WAS ALL HIS FAULT! Once again, the Democrats messed up. And do you really want someone like that as president?
There are your reasons to vote Republican. Maybe I’ll run vote office someday. Pumilia…remember that name. Vote. Vote Republican. Vote Republican Maddy.~Maddy